YO MAMA SO BLAD

YO MAMA SO BLAD............................

YO MAMA SO BLAD

Yo mama is so bald and talented, she can blow dry her hair answer yes to all your questions and give head at the same time.
Yo mama is so bald, she braids her mustache.
Yo mama so bald her hair looks like stitches.
Yo mama so bald she curls her hair with rice.
Yo mama so bald, even a wig wouldn’t help!
Yo mama so bald, I can tell fortunes on her head.

Yo mama so bald, I thought she was Mr. Clean.

Yo mama so bald, Mr. Clean got jealous.
Yo mama so bald, that she took a shower and got brain-washed.
Yo mama so bald, that when its cloudy out at night you still see a full moon.
Yo mama so bald, that when she put on a sweater, folk thought she was a roll on deodorant!
Yo mama so bald, we thought the sun was rising when she got up.
Yo mama so bald, when she braids her hair, it remind me of stitches.
Yo mama so bald, when she goes to bed, her head slips off the pillow.
Yo mama so bald, when she puts on a turtle neck she looks like a busted condom.
Yo mama so bald, you can play air hockey on her head.
Yo mama so bald, you can see what’s on her mind.
Yo mama so bald, you could draw a line down the middle of her head and it would look like my ass.

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Yo mama is a carpenters dream, she is flat and never been screwed.
Yo mama is like a bowling ball….. Round, heavy, and you can fit three fingers in.
Yo mama is like a carpenter’s dream – flat as a board and easy to nail.
Yo mama is like a gas station, when you pay she pumps!
Yo mama is like a telephone, even a 3 year old can pick her up.
Yo mama is like an arcade game, when you give her a quarter she lets you play with her joy stick.
Yo mama is like Humpty Dumpty – First she gets humped, then she gets dumped.
Yo mama is such a slut a man called her a bitch and she got down on her hands and knees.
Yo mama is such a slut she will have sex with you for a ride home.
Yo mama is such a slut that her legs are like peanut butter.. EASY TO SPREAD!
Yo mama is such a slut, her pants remind me of Vegas…. The kinda place I go to blow my Wad.
Yo mama is such a slut, her pussy is like Domino’s Pizza, if you don’t cum in 30 minutes the next one is free.
Yo mama is such a slut, she asked all the math majors to to figure out g(f(your mama)) just so they could “f” her first.
Yo mama is such a slut, that b*tch has been on more wieners then Heinz Ketchup!
Yo mama is such a slut, that there’s a party in her mouth and everybody’s coming.
Yo mama like a 5 foot tall basketball hoop, it ain’t that hard to score.
Yo mama so horny she takes a hotdog fills it up with mayo and stick it up her ass for fun.
Yo mama so slutty she’s like a brick always getting slapped by Mexicans.
Yo mama such a slut she got a dick transplant just to f**k herself.
Yo mama such a slut when a teacher told her to write an essay she went to have sex with a mexican. ESSAY ESAAY ESSAY!
Yo mama such a slut, her favorite word is HARDER!
Yo mama such a slut, her nickname is SUV because she’s big, black, and has room for 6 construction workers inside
Yo mama such a slut, I asked her how to spell PENIS, and she said you should have asked me last night it was at the tip of my tongue.
Yo mama such a slut, she applied for a job at a strip club but they already had a stage.

Yo Mama So Fat Jokes

Yo Mama So Fat Jokes, probably the mother of all Yo Mama Jokes.  No pun intended.  This category of Yo Mama Jokes should be the first line of defense against any incoming insult.  No better way to break down the your opponent by insulting their beautiful plus size mother. So check these Yo Mama So Fat Jokes and add them to your arsenal.

Yo Mama So Fat Jokes

Yo mama so fat Al Gore accuses her of global warning everytime she farts!

Yo mama so fat her headphones are a pair of PA speakers connected to a car amplifier.
Yo mama so fat MTX audio’s subwoofers couldn’t rattle her bones!
Yo mama so fat that a picture of her would fall off the wall.
Yo mama so fat that at the zoo, the elephants throw HER peanuts.
Yo mama so fat that eating contests have banned her because she is unfair competition.