Yo Mama So Fat Jokes

Yo Mama So Fat Jokes, probably the mother of all Yo Mama Jokes.  No pun intended.  This category of Yo Mama Jokes should be the first line of defense against any incoming insult.  No better way to break down the your opponent by insulting their beautiful plus size mother. So check these Yo Mama So Fat Jokes and add them to your arsenal.

Yo Mama So Fat Jokes

Yo mama so fat Al Gore accuses her of global warning everytime she farts!

Yo mama so fat her headphones are a pair of PA speakers connected to a car amplifier.
Yo mama so fat MTX audio’s subwoofers couldn’t rattle her bones!
Yo mama so fat that a picture of her would fall off the wall.
Yo mama so fat that at the zoo, the elephants throw HER peanuts.
Yo mama so fat that eating contests have banned her because she is unfair competition.