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Yo mama is a carpenters dream, she is flat and never been screwed.
Yo mama is like a bowling ball….. Round, heavy, and you can fit three fingers in.
Yo mama is like a carpenter’s dream – flat as a board and easy to nail.
Yo mama is like a gas station, when you pay she pumps!
Yo mama is like a telephone, even a 3 year old can pick her up.
Yo mama is like an arcade game, when you give her a quarter she lets you play with her joy stick.
Yo mama is like Humpty Dumpty – First she gets humped, then she gets dumped.
Yo mama is such a slut a man called her a bitch and she got down on her hands and knees.
Yo mama is such a slut she will have sex with you for a ride home.
Yo mama is such a slut that her legs are like peanut butter.. EASY TO SPREAD!
Yo mama is such a slut, her pants remind me of Vegas…. The kinda place I go to blow my Wad.
Yo mama is such a slut, her pussy is like Domino’s Pizza, if you don’t cum in 30 minutes the next one is free.
Yo mama is such a slut, she asked all the math majors to to figure out g(f(your mama)) just so they could “f” her first.
Yo mama is such a slut, that b*tch has been on more wieners then Heinz Ketchup!
Yo mama is such a slut, that there’s a party in her mouth and everybody’s coming.
Yo mama like a 5 foot tall basketball hoop, it ain’t that hard to score.
Yo mama so horny she takes a hotdog fills it up with mayo and stick it up her ass for fun.
Yo mama so slutty she’s like a brick always getting slapped by Mexicans.
Yo mama such a slut she got a dick transplant just to f**k herself.
Yo mama such a slut when a teacher told her to write an essay she went to have sex with a mexican. ESSAY ESAAY ESSAY!
Yo mama such a slut, her favorite word is HARDER!
Yo mama such a slut, her nickname is SUV because she’s big, black, and has room for 6 construction workers inside
Yo mama such a slut, I asked her how to spell PENIS, and she said you should have asked me last night it was at the tip of my tongue.
Yo mama such a slut, she applied for a job at a strip club but they already had a stage.
Yo mama is like a bowling ball….. Round, heavy, and you can fit three fingers in.
Yo mama is like a carpenter’s dream – flat as a board and easy to nail.
Yo mama is like a gas station, when you pay she pumps!
Yo mama is like a telephone, even a 3 year old can pick her up.
Yo mama is like an arcade game, when you give her a quarter she lets you play with her joy stick.
Yo mama is like Humpty Dumpty – First she gets humped, then she gets dumped.
Yo mama is such a slut a man called her a bitch and she got down on her hands and knees.
Yo mama is such a slut she will have sex with you for a ride home.
Yo mama is such a slut that her legs are like peanut butter.. EASY TO SPREAD!
Yo mama is such a slut, her pants remind me of Vegas…. The kinda place I go to blow my Wad.
Yo mama is such a slut, her pussy is like Domino’s Pizza, if you don’t cum in 30 minutes the next one is free.
Yo mama is such a slut, she asked all the math majors to to figure out g(f(your mama)) just so they could “f” her first.
Yo mama is such a slut, that b*tch has been on more wieners then Heinz Ketchup!
Yo mama is such a slut, that there’s a party in her mouth and everybody’s coming.
Yo mama like a 5 foot tall basketball hoop, it ain’t that hard to score.
Yo mama so horny she takes a hotdog fills it up with mayo and stick it up her ass for fun.
Yo mama so slutty she’s like a brick always getting slapped by Mexicans.
Yo mama such a slut she got a dick transplant just to f**k herself.
Yo mama such a slut when a teacher told her to write an essay she went to have sex with a mexican. ESSAY ESAAY ESSAY!
Yo mama such a slut, her favorite word is HARDER!
Yo mama such a slut, her nickname is SUV because she’s big, black, and has room for 6 construction workers inside
Yo mama such a slut, I asked her how to spell PENIS, and she said you should have asked me last night it was at the tip of my tongue.
Yo mama such a slut, she applied for a job at a strip club but they already had a stage.
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